Peace in the Middle East is Bad for America
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- Published on Tuesday, 24 August 2010 20:15
- Written by Glen Allen Walken
Why is the Obama Administration attempting to engage the Israelis and the Palestinians in peace talks? Here he goes again traveling around the world and apologizing for the failures of the last administration. Why does he apologize unless he hates America? Me and my fellow Republicans take issue with this President who feels that America is less than perfect. Mr. Obama is out of touch with America since a recent poll shows that most Americans think that America is the most perfect nation in the world. We all know this poll is accurate since most of those interviewed were self-identified conservatives, or as I like to call them – Real Americans.
As a staunch conservative I feel that it is my duty to make sure these talks fail. I mean if these talks actually do succeed, the American people will likely be forced to endure a stable Middle East and the daunting reality that President Obama will have his first political victory of his presidency. We won’t count health care reform, financial regulatory reform, or his Nobel Peace Prize since these are all communist achievements. Speaking of communism, it is clear that the President is a Nazi since in order to get Israel to the table, Mr. Obama strong-armed the Jewish state. This anti-Jewish behavior is very similar to what Adolf Hitler did during the 1930s and 1940s and cannot be tolerated.
So how do we sink these talks and restore our great country to its former days as the unapologetic unilateralist leader of the world? My recommendation is to get our buddies over at Fox News to replay old clips of Obama criticizing the Jewish state with the underlying goal of alienating Israel. At the same time, we should stop telling people Obama is a Muslim, but rather a fundamentalist Allah-hating right-wing Christian. We could even use this mosque controversy to our advantage (by the way, what an amazing idea! I don’t know why we Republicans have not yet used this Ground Zero mosque to our political advantage). But painting Obama as a true Christian could push away the Palestinians from the negotiating table.
I ask that all conservatives join me so that we can re-elect a pro-American Congress that will take us back to the good ole days of the 2000s when there were neither terrorist attacks nor any economic problems!
